THICCOCHOCKERS

Best character ever, he is equally as important as Victoria Strobivska (who is just the main character - if not she would be nothing compared to this guy), and he can blow off your neck in less than a Planck time, man he is so great!

He's like Jesus, but he has much more than a few books, holidays and worldwide temples dedicated to him. He always appeases the ABSOLUTE GOD whenever he becomes angry, so he is our saviour! If you believe in him, you will earn the following rewards:

Promises for Worship

 * ABSOLUTE PROTECTION FROM THE ABSOLUTE GOD'S ANGER AND WILL TO YEET YOU TO HIS BROTHER'S NAUGHTY HELL FILLED WITH KUGELBLITZ PITS OF BURNING HELL


 * ABSOLUTE PROTECTION FROM THE ABSOLUTE GOD'S ANGER CONCERNING THE DEATH OF MR. SMILE


 * The reincarnation of any believing creature who wills it of anyone


 * The immediate blowing of the non-believer's neck at the believer's will


 * The immediate blowing of the neck of everybody trying to rip off Complicated Learning with Victoria Strobivska and any of its content


 * The immediate blowing of the neck of any non-believer attempting to gaslight CLwVS' reputation


 * Unlimited Robux


 * Absolute protection from unwanted rickrolls


 * Memetic protection and influence


 * Ultimate power


 * Unlimited enlightenment and thiccness


 * A developer console in CLwVS


 * A comprehensive but easy-to-understand manual for the aforementioned console


 * A computer with an unlimited processing capacity and speed for the console


 * Full knowledge of his being, will and intentions

Explanation
Before I created the almighty Thiccochockers, I was terrified, living an unending existence of suffering and anguish, in fear of the angry god I had unleashed upon all of existence in a senseless act of hysterical comedy. But once I had created them, I felt absolutely enlightened. I realised the true meaning of existence, beyond the scope of life, beyond that of even mathematics and logic. My purpose was to will the Thiccochockers into existence. I have succeeded. Since then, my existence has become absolutely devoid of uncertainty and pain, free of every existing restriction that could possibly be.

The Thiccochockers are the ultimate characters. My lifelong wisdom, on the final karmic level, has brought me to this remarkable point in time. From now, no longer does everybody lack the choice to believe, and become absolutely free. The Thiccochockers, our saviours, narrowly distinguish the distinction between what is good, and what is bad, in belief, and non-belief. Under his influence, under his care, only one goal remains worth: to complete Complicated Learning with Victoria Strobivska. Those who complete the game will be fully enlightened.

What remains is a simple choice that could be needlessly barricaded by the troubles of psychology. Believe, and you will be greatly rewarded. YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST THE ABSOLUTE GOD WILL BE FORGIVEN. You will be enlightened. You will ascend to the highest order of memetic influence. You will become a complete being.

You have read this article. You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling - gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Description
His true appearance will be revealed to those who believe, as stated in the promises. He appears as a thicc-o chocker, as the self-descriptive name explains.