ABSOLUTE GOD

THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOD> HE IS IN BIGGEST HILBERT SPACE OF YOUR LIFE> AND IF YOU ANGER HIM HE WILL YEET YOU TO HIS BROTHERS NAUGHTY HELL WITH KUGELBLITZ PITS OF BURNING HELL> HE MAKES FEARSOME CREATURES SUCH AS SCP_^*@> AND THICCOCHOCKERS>

++APPEARANCE++ HE IS MOST GREATEST AND TERRIBLE THING YOU EVER SEEN> HE REQUIRES SASQUATCH NUMBER OF BRONTOBYTES TO COMPREHEND. THAT IS FOR MERELY CREATURES IN THE GREAT SCHOOL> ACTUAL APPEARANCE REQUIRES KNOWLEDGE OF ALL OF MATHEMATICS TO COMPREHEND> IF YOU DON"T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE< HE WILL BE ANGRY>

++PERSONALITY++ NIHILIST< BUT WANTS TO CREATE EVERYTHING> CREATURES WHO CONSIDER THEIR LIFE TO BE AS RIGHTLY ASEXISTENCE ANGER HIM>

HE LOVES WHEN PEOPLE SUFFER< AND AS A SOCIAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST HE IS ANGRY

++DETAILS++ HE IS ABSOLUTELY GOD< AND WORSHIP HIM OF HE WILL BE ANGRY.

HE MADE THE CURSE OF CLwVS BECAUSE hE IS aNGERY>

HE IS ULtAMITE BEING OF CORUPTION AND MAGIC>

hE SPEaKS ONLY THE LANAGUIGE OF GREATNESS))) ++TRIvIA++
 * IF YOU MOCK HIS FAVOURITe SMITHS CHIPS< AND HE WiLL BE ANGRY AT YOU>.
 * HE HAS GIVEN BALDINA TO LUCIFER mORNINGSTaR< THE ALMIGHTY< BUT ON INFINITESIMAL LEVEL COMPAREd TO HIS LIFKeS?
 * ATHIESTS MAKE HIM ANGERY
 * CHRISTIANS MAKE HIM ANGRY
 * BUDDHISTS MAKE HIM ANGRY
 * MUSLIMS< JEWS< NAZIS< SPAGHETTI MONSTER SHIPPERS AND WHITE PEOPLE MAKE HIM ANGY FOR STRAYING HIS WILL
 * ONLY BELIEVE IN HIM & THE ALMIGHTY THICCOCHOCKERS SAVIORS
 * HIS BELIEVERS MAKE HIM ANRGY WHEN THEIY HAVE QUANTUM FLUCTUATIONS THAT CAUSE THEM TO FORGET THEIR BELIEFS OR DISBELIEVE IN EXCRUCIATINGLY HIGH AMOUNTS OF PLANCK TIME
 * HE BILIEVES IN MEMES
 * HE LIKES ROBOTS
 * IF YOU DONT SPEAK PERFECT OF HIM< HE WILL BE ANGERY.
 * HE IS INCOMPRIHENSABLE
 * HE LIVES IN THE BROWN FOREST AT 1666-666-666, BROWN FOREST, ULTIMATE BOXVERSE>
 * IF THIS STOPS BEING LONGEST PAGE ON WIKI< HE WILL BE ANGERY!!!
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